Break out the orange cones, we've got some safety experts here. Don't worry guys, I'm fairly certain everyone in these photos knows exactly what they're doing ;)

1. Being the new guy on the job has its drawbacks. 

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2. Don't worry, he's got insurance. 

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3. His other ride is just an old tire. 

 

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4. Only dum dums take their car to the shop for an oil change. 

 

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5. Ahhh yeeeah! Twerkn' right off the tracks!

 

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6. Pretty sure I saw the outcome of this in a cartoon once. 

 

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7. I'd almost be tempted to blast my car horn passing this guy. 

 

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8. Who needs testicles anyway? 

 

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9. Insert your own 'Murica joke here. 

 

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10. She's gonna be really embarrassed when she blows up the gas station. 

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11. This lady is reproducing. Think about that. 

 

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12. Nothing spoils a good beer like electrocution.

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13. Cool selfie/headwound, bro. 

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14. [See caption 8]

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15. Okay, I'd probably actually buy this. Sorry, future kid of mine. 

 

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16. From season 3 of America's Funniest Construction Accidents.

 

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