While the real Elon Musk is busy wasting his time with his PayPal and Tesla Motors empire, his Twitter counterpart, Bored Elon Musk is providing the world with practical inventions. Like t-shirt fabric that will expand properly as you get fatter over time. Umm, 'merica need now. 

Gaze in awe at these wonders of inventing that will make laziness in the future easier than ever before. 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Office harpoon that lets you effortlessly pull your chair around the office. <a href="http://t.co/B5HxC7Brqq">pic.twitter.com/B5HxC7Brqq</a></p>&mdash; Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoredElonMusk/statuses/454274168939233280">April 10, 2014</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Reverse air hockey table that lets you lift up your desk and keep everything from sliding off <a href="http://t.co/gTsFhWvUtD">pic.twitter.com/gTsFhWvUtD</a></p>&mdash; Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoredElonMusk/statuses/458284747643711489">April 21, 2014</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Power outlet that accepts plug at any angle so you avoid pulling a muscle when trying to blindly insert it. <a href="http://t.co/G65A0jCHe8">pic.twitter.com/G65A0jCHe8</a></p>&mdash; Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoredElonMusk/statuses/453550808806617089">April 8, 2014</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Attachable third hand that lets you clap during conferences while still maintaining phone or coffee in the other. <a href="http://t.co/jI5r9ujNgh">pic.twitter.com/jI5r9ujNgh</a></p>&mdash; Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoredElonMusk/statuses/452114317370851329">April 4, 2014</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Urinalmill. Every trickle of energy we can capture counts. <a href="http://t.co/8YKhOGnfuh">pic.twitter.com/8YKhOGnfuh</a></p>&mdash; Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoredElonMusk/statuses/443024736809783298">March 10, 2014</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Missed opportunities for wearable tech in the past few decades. <a href="http://t.co/x6q6ATzPYa">pic.twitter.com/x6q6ATzPYa</a></p>&mdash; Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoredElonMusk/statuses/439904904455282688">March 1, 2014</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>T-Shirt fabric that get bigger over time (after washes) vs. smaller. <a href="http://t.co/UwpE3AduWK">pic.twitter.com/UwpE3AduWK</a></p>&mdash; Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoredElonMusk/statuses/437672796508803073">February 23, 2014</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Replace hoodie laces with durable headphones. SKETCH: <a href="http://t.co/Kxp37WpNCj">pic.twitter.com/Kxp37WpNCj</a></p>&mdash; Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoredElonMusk/statuses/431086140582412290">February 5, 2014</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Mattress with timed sideways automatic incline so one can literally roll out of bed. <a href="http://t.co/oAVwkR7lHU">pic.twitter.com/oAVwkR7lHU</a></p>&mdash; Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoredElonMusk/statuses/429656167329964033">February 1, 2014</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Why waste the gift of gravity? Stair cases that detect if you&#39;re going up or down. SKETCH: <a href="http://t.co/txKKd56oFQ">pic.twitter.com/txKKd56oFQ</a></p>&mdash; Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoredElonMusk/statuses/423173530012766208">January 14, 2014</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Roomba-style snow removal system that 3D prints delightful snow figures behind it. <a href="http://t.co/auteygN0UH">pic.twitter.com/auteygN0UH</a></p>&mdash; Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoredElonMusk/statuses/420965907066654721">January 8, 2014</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Light bulbs that very slowly unscrew by themselves as burnout approaches, then gently parachute down to the floor. <a href="http://t.co/9aomQN4YdZ">pic.twitter.com/9aomQN4YdZ</a></p>&mdash; Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoredElonMusk/statuses/418777107297099777">January 2, 2014</a></blockquote>