So you've decided to clean out the old shed in the backyard that you've been ignoring for the last decade. You open the door and HOLY SHIT, IT'S SOME SORT OF NETHERWORLD CREATURE SPITTING OUT HORNETS!

At least that's the scenario I'm picturing when CountBubs posted this photo to Reddit with the explanation that hornets had fused themselves to this old wooden statue. 


As if hornets weren't already terrifying enough, now they've created some sort of wicker god that will surely rise up to murder come nightfall. I'm going to let Nic Cage sum up my feelings on the existence of this nightmare of nature.