Many dead squirrels lead very active lifestyles, enjoying a variety of fun hobbies such as...
1. Playing card games at the local coffee shop.
2. Learning the guitar.
3. Buying a motorcycle.
4. Working towards that tae kwon do black belt.
5. Working on their golf game.
6. Embracing their nerdy side with cosplay.
7. Um, getting drunk alone.
8. Taking up snake rodeo riding (at least it's not drinking alone).
9. Joining an underground militia group. Okay, a little concerning, but moving on...
10. Slaying reptilian space beasts.
12. Holy shit! Somebody kill it again with fire!