Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
10 Things That Are Sexier to Text Pictures of Than Your Dick
May 7, 2014
1. Your eyes
2. Your mouth
3. A paystub proving your employment
4. A pencil drawing you did of your dick
5. The DVR screen with 3 unwatched Mad Men episodes on it
6. A pint of ice cream and two spoons
7. A vegetable that looks vaguely like your dick
8. A vegetable that doesn't look anything like your dick
9. A note that says "Let's have sex later"
10. Your balls
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.