1. Your eyes

undefined

 

2. Your mouth

undefined

 

3. A paystub proving your employment

undefined

 

4. A pencil drawing you did of your dick

undefined

 

5. The DVR screen with 3 unwatched Mad Men episodes on it

  undefined

 

6. A pint of ice cream and two spoons

undefined

 

7. A vegetable that looks vaguely like your dick

undefined

 

8. A vegetable that doesn't look anything like your dick

undefined

 

9. A note that says "Let's have sex later"

undefined

 

10. Your balls

   undefined