All pizza toppings are created equal but some pizza toppings are more equal than others.
2. An entire McDonald's Meal
4. Banana, Pineapple and Ham
6. Tempura Shrimp with Hot Dog Crust
7. "Swamp Pizza" with Frog Legs, Pork and Python
8. Entire English Breakfast (Sausage, Bacon, Fried Eggs, Baked Beans, Sliced Tomatoes)
11. Spaghetti Bolognese
12. Whatever is on here.