There's a delightful little tumblr out there called "Someone Ate This" that's dedicated to bringing culinary masterpieces from across the internet. It's sort of like Bon Appetit Magazine, but with dim lighting and food that resembles vomit. I hope you didn't bring an appetite, because it's about to be ruined forever.

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Empty the grease trap after a 12 hour shift at Burger King, sprinkle with cheese, bake at 350 and presto, dinner is served!

 

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Noooo, it's not diarrhea it just looks, smells and taste like it. 

 

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Nothing secures a successful first date like eating a giant pile of onions for dinner. 

 

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If you've ever wanted to taste the contents of a liposuction procedure, there's a recipe for that. 

 

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Okay, who's the wiseguy that put toxic waste in the casserole again?

 

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You know it's done when it melts the thermometer. 

 

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Skin flap, it's what's for dinner. 

 

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Who's hungry for nachos?! (Just eat around the rat turds.)

 

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If you know of a more depressing way to spend a Friday night than this photo, prove it. 

 

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You know it's bad when a whole carrot is the most appetizing thing on the plate. 

 

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I think your meal just gave birth. 

 

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Holy shit, did that thing just move?! I know it's only a photo, but I swear I saw it move.

 

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I think this is what they fed to Oliver Twist. 

 

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How do you like your eggs, over easy or scrambled and smothered in phlegm?

 

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Who ordered the penis?

 

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Let this atrocity be encased in glass and labeled "the world's saddest" burrito so that future generations may know of true hardships. 

 

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