When you sniff another dog's butt, you're sniffing every other butt they've ever sniffed.
This is Shep.
He has worms.
He didn't tell you that, because he doesn't know.
I may be a bitch in heat, but that doesn't mean yes.
Don't eat the cat's poop. Seriously. That's poop.
My name is Hector.
Yes, I'm a Chihuahua.
No, I don't like Taco Bell.