We live in a world full of horrible, lumpy, generally edible phalluses; the following is proof of this harrowing discovery. Also, since looking at a bunch of dicks is a sure-fire way to bum anyone out, I also included some cute shit. Enjoy the bunnies, because you're gonna need them to get through this.
1) This even MORE than usual dick-shaped corndog.
2) This ironic building in China.
3) The accidental chocolate dick that ruined this unpleasant woman's day.
4) This cloud
5) This cloud
6) Literally every cloud...
7) Except for this cloud. This one looks like a bunny.
8) These shadow-dicks:
9) These fungus-dicks:
10) This ugly potato-dick:
11) This drippy Jalapeño-dick.
12) Okay, here are some ferrets shaped like a heart.
13) Now back to ROCK HARD DICKS!
14) CASHEW DICK!
15) FAST FOOD DICK!
16) This tattoo on Lil' Wayne's forehead:
17) This vascular man's arm-vein:
18) This intimidating fruit:
19) The classic cake-dick that is definitely 100% not a butterfly:
20) Some flowers that look like puppies...
21) ...a puppy that looks like a dick
22) A dick you can swim in:
23) A dick you can live in:
24) A dick you can smoke from:
25) and even fruit based dick art.
26) This guy's ashy hand-wart.
27) And finally, this hairy, nightmarish strawberry.