We live in a world full of horrible, lumpy, generally edible phalluses; the following is proof of this harrowing discovery. Also, since looking at a bunch of dicks is a sure-fire way to bum anyone out, I also included some cute shit. Enjoy the bunnies, because you're gonna need them to get through this. 

 

1) This even MORE than usual dick-shaped corndog.

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2) This ironic building in China.

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3) The accidental chocolate dick that ruined this unpleasant woman's day.

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Source: gawker.com

4) This cloud

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5) This cloud

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6) Literally every cloud...

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7) Except for this cloud. This one looks like a bunny.

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Source: aussievetprod

 

8) These shadow-dicks:

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9) These fungus-dicks:

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10) This ugly potato-dick:

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11) This drippy Jalapeño-dick. 

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Source: PeterPepperFauxtography 

12) Okay, here are some ferrets shaped like a heart.

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Source: ferretcard 

13) Now back to ROCK HARD DICKS!

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14) CASHEW DICK!

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15) FAST FOOD DICK!

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16) This tattoo on Lil' Wayne's forehead:

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Source: tattoo-how 

17) This vascular man's arm-vein:

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Source: sartori-sangier

 

18) This intimidating fruit:

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Source: globalpost

 

19) The classic cake-dick that is definitely 100% not a butterfly:

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Source: MikeR_Incredible

20) Some flowers that look like puppies...

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Source: mawaid 

21) ...a puppy that looks like a dick 

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22) A dick you can swim in:

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Source: nowaygirl

 

23) A dick you can live in:

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24) A dick you can smoke from:

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25) and even fruit based dick art.

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26) This guy's ashy hand-wart.

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27) And finally, this hairy, nightmarish strawberry. 

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Source: huffingtonpost