And by "funny" I mean "offensive". And by not embarrassed I mean would be. Very embarrassed.
1) I really REALLY hope they never reach their goal.
2) I'm not 100% sure what Fuck All is, but I'M sure as hell not gonna do it.
3) Good to know Merle finally found a stable job.
4) NEVER trust anyone this pumped up about shit.
5) Only the stiffest for our customers.
6) Please don't report this van for bad driving; his mom pays the insurance, and she'll be legit so pissed.
7) I don't know how one busts a tuurrrd, but I don't want it happening anywhere near me.
8) Made with 23 delicous ingredients!
9) "You are not Mater. Get the fuck out of here, you imposter." -that kid's face
10) I REALLY don't think there are enough vagina puns on this van.