-ORIGINAL: Is there anything I can help you find?
-ROLLOVER: Is there any way I can make myself look busy?
-ORIGINAL: I'm just looking.
-ROLLOVER: I'm just looking to avoid as much human interaction as possible.
-ORIGINAL: Do you have any more of these in the back?
-ROLLOVER: Can you make more of these just magically appear?
-ORIGINAL: I'll check the back for you.
-ROLLOVER: I'll go hang out in the break room for a few minutes and then come back and tell you I couldn't find any.
-ORIGINAL: I want to speak to the manager!
-ROLLOVER: I want to yell at someone who is obligated to take it!
-ORIGINAL: I'm going to complain to head office about this!
-ROLLOVER: I have a lot of free time!
-ORIGINAL: Can you call all of your other locations until you find one that has this product in stock.
-ROLLOVER: Dance, monkey, dance.
-ORIGINAL: Can you put this product on hold for me, I'll be back later.
-ROLLOVER: I'm going to see if I can find it cheaper anywhere else and then be too lazy to come back here.
-ORIGINAL: I don't like to complain but...
-ROLLOVER: I have no problem complaining which is why I'm doing it right now.
-ORIGINAL: Would you like to sign up for our savings card?
-ROLLOVER: Would you like to sign up for the daily exercise of deleting pointless emails from us?
-ORIGINAL: Thanks for shopping with us and have a great day!
-ROLLOVER: Get out of my store so the other workers and I can make fun of you.