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Worker: -ORIGINAL: Is there anything I can help you find? -ROLLOVER: Is there any way I can make myself look busy? Customer: -ORIGINAL: I'm just looking. -ROLLOVER: I'm just looking to avoid as much human interaction as possible. Customer: -ORIGINAL: Do you have any more of these in the back? -ROLLOVER: Can you make more of these just magically appear? Worker: -ORIGINAL: I'll check the back for you. -ROLLOVER: I'll go hang out in the break room for a few minutes and then come back and tell you I couldn't find any. Customer: -ORIGINAL: I want to speak to the manager! -ROLLOVER: I want to yell at someone who is obligated to take it! Customer: -ORIGINAL: I'm going to complain to head office about this! -ROLLOVER: I have a lot of free time! Customer: -ORIGINAL: Can you call all of your other locations until you find one that has this product in stock. -ROLLOVER: Dance, monkey, dance. Customer: -ORIGINAL: Can you put this product on hold for me, I'll be back later. -ROLLOVER: I'm going to see if I can find it cheaper anywhere else and then be too lazy to come back here. Customer: -ORIGINAL: I don't like to complain but... -ROLLOVER: I have no problem complaining which is why I'm doing it right now. Worker: -ORIGINAL: Would you like to sign up for our savings card? -ROLLOVER: Would you like to sign up for the daily exercise of deleting pointless emails from us? Worker: -ORIGINAL: Thanks for shopping with us and have a great day! -ROLLOVER: Get out of my store so the other workers and I can make fun of you.