And by Moby Dick, I mean it's destined to become a literary classic to be cherished for years (at least a day or two) by the highest of intellectual institutions in the land (only the internet). 

Summer camp is a time for parents to get a break from their kids and kids to learn about the joys of poison ivy, horseback riding and bb guns. (Summer camps still have BB guns, right? This IS America.) It's also a time for young boys to relish the humor in of the horse dumps that accompany said horseback riding. 

The owner of ScaryMommy blog, Liesl Testwuid, sent her son off to summer camp and received this letter shortly after. Eating records were broken, farts were lit on fire and an overall awesome time was had.