Yo dudes, dad's on vacation and just wants to bro out with a cool photo -- which means humping a statue! And if there's a cannon nearby, you just know dad's gonna put his crotch on. Whoa, now it looks like dad's got a giant metal dick!

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"Gah, no more kids for me guys."

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This statue makes history come alive -- for your dad's crotch. 

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Crossed arms and straddling a cannon, dad means business!

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That rock wouldn't be there if dad wasn't supposed to hump the buffalo. 

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"Eh everybody, check it out, I've got a serious woody!"

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"Hey kids, you think my cannon balls will fit in here?"

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Cannons are actually powerful magnets, drawing dad crotches in. 

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Gotta make the extra effort if you want a cannon crotch photo sometimes. 

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This is why dad can't go to nice places anymore. 

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"Hey honey, check it out, now I've got three balls."

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"Whoa, my dick's the bomb."

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Just before dad was told to leave by the park staff for being a jackass. 

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"Hey honey, am I a wild animal in the sack or what?!"

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Looks like a dad just found his new profile photo. 

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