If kids learn the piano or violin it's because their parents made them, but the trombone? That's a choice -- by the kid. Why? Because the trombone is silly. Here are 6 videos that honor that tradition and show the true potential of what choosing the trombone can yield:
GoPro's best video isn't of a Red Bull fueled action sport, it's of a New York Philharmonic's warping, contusing face.
You can be the elephant in the room if you choose the trombone.
Can you make it so the slide controls the flame? Then we'll talk!
Precisely the kind of legacy Wagner wanted to leave behind. So grand, so exalted, so intimidating!
THIS IS THE SPIRIT REQUIRED TO PICK UP THE INSTRUMENT. WE ARE ONLY LOOKING FOR QUALIFIED APPLICANTS.
You make what you want out of this.