The new Transformers movie comes out this weekend, which means Michael Bay is gonna pummel your eardrums with an all NEW two hours of 'spolsions! Becoming a decepticon or autobot is a cutthroat process and most machines just don't have what it takes to be a Transformer.  

Fear not, humans of Earth, these machines won't be rising up anytime soon. 

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