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Woo-hoo! Captain America is #1. Suck it, Axis of Evil! ...Wait... what's that? Captain America is 24th in reading comprehension AND couldn't solve a math problem to save his life. Aw, bummer. 

Just in time for the Independence Day weekend, FoxADHD has put out a brand new updated version of Captain America's theme song based on world statistics. It turns out that Captain America is really good at using electricity and driving gas-guzzling SUVs, but not so good at watching his weight. 

Damn you, Fox animators and your socialist America-hating views. I'm going to write you a stern internet comment -- right after I chug this 2 liter soda.