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This one warrants a question mark. So many questions. Did all the part-time body builders of America get together and decide that Tinder would be their medium of self-expression? Do they have a union? Are their penises tiny? Seriously, let me know. 

 

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 "About Me"s feature vivid memories of 'Nam.

 

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He's sensitive because he knows how to handle a small animal. And that animal will lick his mouth a ton before you get to it. 

 

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This guy actually looks like he was surprised by his own selfie. He did not see his right hand coming, armed with his smart phone, and he is startled. But he figured it went well enough that someone will see it and try to meet up with him for a quickie

 

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In his "About Me" he makes sure to clarify that the baby that he is tenderly swaddling is not one that he fathered, nor one that he found on the street. Whew! All systems 'go!' 

 

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This guy went through the trouble of making his picture say "match of the day." Because he's lonely. And hopes we're dumb.

 

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If you're on Tinder, don't be surprised if you stumble upon a Grab Bag Boy. He's unpredictable. No one knows what he's going to do with his five pictures. He could be riding a horse that's dressed up to look like a unicorn. He could be an Elvis impersonator taking his talents to a match-making app. Maybe he's your uncle. Either way, we hope he likes you back ;)