We've all gotten drunk and downloaded Tinder before, then regretted it, then kept it because some male model said he thought we were hot. During this phase of my life, which is still going on, I have discovered a couple of Tinder-Man Trends, and because I want to do my part, I will share them with you. 

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He isn't showing you his head because he has truly been decapitated. The lower half of his body is actually that of a horse. Swipe right if you're into that, I guess.

 

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"Check out my sweet cummerbund. Here's to the glory days." Say "yes!" if you want his mom to follow you around with her camera for what will feel like the rest of your life. 

 

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This guy paid five hundred dollars to look like he was caught off guard in an alleyway. Food for thought. 

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His makeshift-bungee jumping rendered him infertile. He will suggest having sex on the back of a furious bull. 

 

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You will wake up with eight of his brothers in bed with you. They will be spooning without you. 

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 VIP at NASCAR, Wrestlemania, and Hooters. If you go on a date he may ask you to stamp his frequent shopper punch card. 

 

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 Come on, he knows the interior of his bathroom is a real turn-on. He's just playing the game.