1. BECOME PRESIDENT BEFORE AGE 35
Legally, I can't even. Like, if the constitution declared otherwise, then, like, maybe? But with the law being the way it is, I meeeeeean... I can't. Like, I can't with this.
2. BREATHE UNDERWATER
Just... no. With gills, sure. Or like scuba gear? Totally. But like, otherwise? I just... can't. I'm... sorry? Ugh, I can't. I can't! I just cannot EVEN.
No, flying in a plane, like yes, but like flying, like LITERALLY flying, like... you can't, like, you actually can't even. Due to physics, yeah. Seriously. UGGGH. I can't with this right now.
4. TIME TRAVEL
No, I KNOW. Like... I KNOW. But, like, I can't. With time travel.... you can't EVEN... It's science, like, I can't. H.G. Wells, yeah I know, but that was, like, fiction. And, honestly? I can't.
5. CATEGORICALLY PROVE THE EXISTENCE OF AN AFTERLIFE
Right, and I so, so want to, but like... even if I had truly steadfast belief? I mean... I couldn't even. I know. I know. I know. And like seriously, death is final, lights out, that's it, it's whatever. I know. I can't. I know.
6. GET POTABLE DRINKING WATER IN SOME PARTS OF THE WORLD
I can't with this.