Hollywood wants you to believe that the possibility of apes taking over the planet is only the stuff of make believe -- LIES! Apes and monkeys are slowly plotting to enslave the human race, and it's time we recognize the signs before we're forced into a life of serving our ape overlords.
I think the evidence speaks for itself...
1. They're learning to ride segways! It's only a matter of time before they take all the mall security jobs from honest, hardworking humans.
2. Um, hello? Teach one ape karate and before you know it they ALL know karate.
3. Apes are apparently boating enthusiasts now. Great, there goes your enjoyment of an ape-free yacht club.
4. "OMG, somebody help that little girl surrounded by dangerous traffic!" Wait, nope, just a monkey in disguise.
5. Can you really trust a chimp that is foolish enough to take up smoking? The answer is "NO."
6. When Mr. Bojangles wants you to dance, you dance, dammit!
7. Okay, to be honest, I'm not really sure how a chimp playing the xylophone is a threat to the future of mankind. I bet it sounds terrible though.
8. Terriffic, now we'll have to deal with roaming gangs of chimp skateboard punks.
9. Apes clearly have no regard for common courtesy with their "fuck you" attitude.
10. On second thought, there's probably nothing to worry about.