1. CHARITEASE.ORG

Each video features a 'donate' button so that you can help your favorite actors escape from their sordid life of digital deviancy.

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2. RESPORNSIBLE.BIZ

Watch a newlywed couple put together a brand new IKEA bed then have thoroughly decent sex in it. 

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3. CUMMENTER.XXX

A collection of porn videos where the actors speak entirely in phrases taken from the comments section of other porn websites.

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4. BUZZFUCK.COM

A porn vid split up into a series of 15 3-second gifs. Finally, now you can masturbate like a true millennial!

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5. WIKIPORNIA.NET

These pornos each feature informative pop-ups generated by Wikipedia so that you can learn while you churn! 

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6. HORNYWARNER.TV

This site turns your smartphone into a surveillance camera that will warn you if anyone is approaching while you're pounding your privates. 

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7. JIZ.ZA

You watch a classic erotic video featuring a pizza delivery, and then an actual pizza is delivered right to your front door!

undefinedNOTE: Despite being fictional, this website is now worth three times as much as Google.

 

 


 

Illustrated by Nathan Yaffe