Unless you're brand new to the internet (and also life), you know that animals are sometimes jerks. When it happens to tiny humans? It's kind of hilarious. Without further ado, animals being buttholes to kids:

 

1) If something HAD to sit on my face, I'd want it to be this guy. 

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Source: Imgur


2) This dog, contrary to popular dog-lore, hates balls.

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3) Llama / alpaca thing doesn't know how to pace himself.

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4) This cat has vowed to end the laughter and joy of all children.

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5) GOTTA RUN, I'M LATE FOR WORK.........FORGOT MY KEYS.

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6) What's more disturbing: this giraffe that enjoys feeding upon the supple flesh of infants, or this mom that's WAY too cool with it?

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Source: Smilepost


7) Casual monkey

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8) These jerk huskies mocking a baby who's simply trying his best

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Source: PBH2


9) This dolphin who probably just wanted a friend

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Source: RuntoftheWeb

 

10) In retrospect, the parents who took this picture instead of helping thier crying child are probably bigger dicks than the cat.

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Source: RuntoftheWeb


11) This goat hates... spools

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12) That's what you get for trying to pick up litter; a monkey-kick right in the mouth

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13) The kid's being more good natured about this than I would. You take my grilled cheese, you get punched in the snout.

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Source: ebaumsworld

  

14) Another #hero dog saving a child from the dangers of the internet

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Source: Mashable


15) The most adorable lil drop-kick ever

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16) The most adorable lil drop kick ever part 2: the spinal injury!

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17) This kid does not get how awesome this is.

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Source: Pikabu


18) This one neither

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Source: forwallpaper


To end on a nice note, here's a kid who TOTALLY gets how awesome it is.

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Source: vpfunworld