Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
This Guy Made Sure His Suit Looks Good at the 5 Stages of the Night
July 15, 2014
knows the best kind of suit is the one you can sleep of a drunken stupor in.
Stage 1: Just dressed, ready to impress.
Stage 2: Casual Corner, getting heated up, feelin' that first Manhattan. This family reunion is way less awkward than you thought.
Stage 3: Getting loose, feeling confident in your ability to break dance...starting to think it might be weird you find your cousin pretty hot. But like, it's fine, she's only your HALF cousin so really it doesn't matter, right? Yeah man I'm totally just kidding, heh heh... Back to the dance floor...
Stage 4: Shots. So many shots. Also it's not THAT weird to find a cousin attractive right? I mean, it's not like I want to justify it or anything. Also are there any more little hot dog thingies? Please don't look at me.
Stage 5: My mind is on auto-pilot, now the real party starts. Take THAT dad, I'm an ADULT!
**Editor's Note: We have corrected the source of these pictures to British comedian Jason Manford.
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