1. "What, bro? What. Step to me. Do it. I dare you."

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Source: asknature

 

2. "So then she was like 'your humps are too skinny' and I just spat in her face. IDGAF."

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Source: howitworksdaily

 

3. "Ummm, did you SEE Rick's mane yesterday? It's called a TRIM, am I right? GET ONE. LOL."

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Source: dougtooke

 

4. "YOLO, bitches."

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Source: wikipedia

 

5. "Whatever. He just lost the best thing he ever had. I'm a goddamn goddess."

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Source: discovery-tours

 

6. "Girl. Girl. Don't look now but Martha is trying to drink from a puddle I peed in earlier. Shhh. I know."

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Source: radeonidea

 

7. "Uh, do you even lift?"

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Source: redorbit 

 

8. "No, that's really cute that you think your band is going to take off. It's sweet. Honest!"

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Source: dangerousminds

 

9. "Not to be like, 'I'm better than you'? But like...I kind of am."

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Source: i-cias

 

10. "Haters. Gonna. Hate."

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Source: djiboutijones