I think it's high time we all stop pretending all animals aren't silly/gross as fuck, starting with...

LIONS: THE KINGS OF THE JUNGLE 

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1) And the kings of ball-licking.

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2) And the kings of getting tickled by chubby men

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3) And also the kings of ocassional tea-bagging

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Next up...STAGS. From Bambi's dad, to Harry's patronus, these noble beasts are proud, and ever-watchful. 

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4) And super into gay threesomes

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5) Plus they have pretty itchy dicks

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GORILLAS. The most majestic primate of all. This great ape demands respect and instills fear into the hearts of even the bravest men.

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6) But look at his cute little hat!

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7) And his cute little boogers!

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8) And his cute little....okay, well that's just rude.

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Elephants have always been strong, beautiful beasts. Their patience is only matched by their wisdom.

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9) Even ancient wise beasts need to have fun sometimes.

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10) They seriously love playing.

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 11) And pooping.

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12) And...yeah.

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WOLVES: The stalkers of the night. Vicious, fierce, mysterious creatures...

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13) Hey...drop it..DROP it!

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 14) You just can't look mysterious when you're eating cheez-its...

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15) Or when you're doing...this.

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A knight in shining armor would be utterly incomplete without a trusty steed to acompany him. Horses are not only stunning animals, but they represent power, strength, and grace.

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 16) Except...not really these ones.

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 17) This is not what stallions are meant for...

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18) There's nothing I could say that could possibly make this better.

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And last but not least the official bird of America. This fowl has been the symbol for honor, freedom, and victory since the very founding of this great country. 

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19) That's him, uh...shitting on communism. Yeah.

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