1. Chocolate = Marijuana
As a kid, you might have been told to avoid chocolate, but in reality pretty much everyone does it. It's perfect for calming you down or hanging out with friends. Plus it comes in so many wonderful varieties you want to buy it by the pound!
2. Gummy Candy = Cocaine
Gummy Bears are known for their fun, temporary high and they're definitely great to share with a small group of friends. Don't have too many though or you'll find yourself unable to eat normal meals and unable to sleep for 3 days.
3. Sour Candy = Crack
Just as much fun as regular gummy candy but WAY more addictive. If you're really into sour candy you probably hate sharing and often wind up licking the bag clean and itching all over your entire body when you run out.
4. Hard Candy = Salvia
Hard Candy is primarily done by kids who are too young to get access to better candy or by very old people who have been using it traditionally for years. The high is very short and usually described as "absolutely terrible". The only reason people even do it is because for some crazy reason the sale of them hasn't been outlawed.
5. Lollipops = Xanax
When you're freaking out and want to just scream because you're so overwhelmed, that's when you reach for one of these bad boys. Just like a pacifier calms a small child, one of these soothing blue guys is just the ticket to calm you down (Just don't try to put them up your nose).
6. Rock Candy = Crystal Meth
Not a very big candy of choice for most people because it's pretty hard to get except in weird rural areas where it's made. When you can get your hands on it, though, I hear it's pretty intense! Most people black out immediately upon trying it but usually describe the experience as "being born and dying at the same time."
7. Licorice = Black Tar Heroin
The absolute worst.