Get ready for... Lunchables/Trapper Keepr/Alf/Creepy Crawlers: The Movie. That's right, Hollywood is taking all the dumb shit you remember from your childhood and smashing it together for one giant crappy movie.
Okay, not really, but if they did, this is what it would probably look like. You may have noticed over the last few years that the movie industry has been taking the easy route for its summer blockbusters and making movies based on cartoons and toys from the 80s and 90s. Wil Wheaton has created a trailer for what this movie might look like if Hollywood tried to capitalize on every nostalgic thing from your childhood.
I don't think I even need to tell you who would direct it, we all already know.