Birds may have evolved from dinosaurs, but their behavior is straight up 100% copied from cats. Here's how you can tell:
They both are easily distracted by laser pointers
Have a great sense of balance
Love being petted
And hate being bathed...
Almost as much as they hate dogs
They also really like annoying their owners while they're trying to work
And sometimes just freak out and act broken for no apparent reason
In fact, pretty much the only actual difference between birds and cats is that birds...
So in conclusion: Cats can go suck an egg, because BIRDS RULE.
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