"Quality is our recipe" are we sure about that, Wendy? Cuz it's looking like there might be a heaping dose of crystal meth mixed into that recipe.
And here I was thinking that Ronald McDonald and the Burger King man were the creepiest guys in the fast food game. Clearly, I was wrong and we have a new frontrunner in the category of "fast food mascots I never want to meet in a dark alley." ... those dead eyes. *shiver*