This is why I'll be staying at the Holiday Inn next time I go on vacation.
1. I'll overlook the pan flutes and dynamite, but what happened with the paisley ties???
2. Huh? What are you trying to tell me?
3. What level of shitty service warrants an acceptable complaint?
4. Why so much prejudice against pizza? What did pizza ever do to you?!
5. I'll give you the thieves, rogues, and flea-bitten tramps, but are scallywags and vagabonds cool?
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