This is why I'll be staying at the Holiday Inn next time I go on vacation. 

 

1. I'll overlook the pan flutes and dynamite, but what happened with the paisley ties???

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2. Huh? What are you trying to tell me?

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3. What level of shitty service warrants an acceptable complaint? 

 

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4. Why so much prejudice against pizza? What did pizza ever do to you?!

 

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5. I'll give you the thieves, rogues, and flea-bitten tramps, but are scallywags and vagabonds cool? 

 

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