10. "And girl, I ain't got no money to borrow, but I am trying to find a way to get you alone."
If she doesn't fall for you immediately after this brilliant a-loan pun, it's her loss.
9. "So I sneak vengefully and treat your bedroom window, like I reach my full potential, I peeked."
Eminem: master of puns and Peeping Tom.
8. "I must be allergic to failure cause everytime I come close to it, I just sneeze, but I just go achoo then achieve."
Gesundheit, and bravo.
7. "Quit playing with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap."
Brilliant wordplay, but troubling behavior.
6. "Standing on my monopoly board, that's means I'm on top of my game."
Hope he steps on one of the pieces, 'cause then he'd be crushing it.
5. "Tell Lady Gaga, she can quit her job at the post office, she's still a male lady."
-A Kiss (with Bad Meets Evil)
Oh man, I bet Lady Gaga went postal when she heard this.
4. "But it's time to exorcise these demons, these motherfuckers are doing jumping jacks now."
Do you even lift, Beelzebub? Cause you about to get exercised, son!
3. "Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane."
-Love the Way You Lie
Windowpain: (n) the emotion felt when you watch your girlfriend leave you through a window.
2. "My filet is smoking weed, get back cuz the stakes are high."
The icing on this proverbial pun cake: his potatoes... are baked.
1. "I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said, settle ya fucking ass down I'm ready for combat, man, get it, calm Batman?"
-Won't Back Down
This pun is pure gold, it's so amazing Eminem had to make sure you got it in the next line.