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Wanna live on the EDGE? Try bypassing that 'Snooze' option and flat-out turn that alarm OFF before you lay back down -- now ANYTHING can happen!!! Are you gonna fall back asleep and be LATE??? Or do you have the willpower to 'rest your eyes' but stay awake because you KINDA HAVE TO PEE?? You're playin' RUSSIAN ROULETTE with the DEVIL, man.



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Your roommate's out for the night and this only takes three seconds but WHAT IF THEY SUDDENLY COME BACK AT THE EXACT MOMENT WHEN YOUR CROTCH IS IN FRONT OF THE DOOR??? Both of your lives will be changed FOREVER... IN WAYS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE!!! Probably just light, humorous embarrassment. BUT MAYBE SOMETHING WORSE SOMEHOW!!!

Now you're spellin' Danger with a capital D! (That means more Danger).



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That's fuckin' RIGHT. What are they gonna do, put the pee BACK IN YOU??? That'd be weird.

Besides, you've bought stuff here tons of times in the past, and are incredibly-ready to tell that to a manager if they confront you. And possibly even panic and buy something. But if NO ONE said anything to you? Then FUCK it. You're just WALKIN' RIGHT OUT OF THERE like a GOD DAMNED MEMORY.



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Ohhh man, you think you can handle internet anger/stupidity? Get ready to STEP UP TO THE BIG LEAGUES, kid!

BONUS BADASSERY: Read one of these Comments Sections RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED. Enjoy the extra five hours of tossing and turning while you try to make enough sense out of what you just read to be embarrassed by it. You asked for danger, you GOT it*.

*A little less sleep



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Why play it 'safe' (RE: BOOORING) when your friend asks you a casual question? Why not live on the DANGEROUS side and just lie and say "yeah, I've seen that movie" for no reason in particular then just let the rest of the conversation play out. WILL YOUR FRIEND CALL YOU OUT??? Or is no one ever really listening to anyone at any time, especially when you're out at a loud bar drinking and BSing with friends? Time for you to FIND OUT!!!!

(EXTRA-DANNNNGEROUS TIP: It's the second thing.)



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Your phone's almost dead, but you HAVE to find out if the guy who played Steve from Full House and voiced Aladdin and is in his forties or not! There's a BET to settle, but WHAT IF YOU NEED TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY PHONE CALL LATER? OR NEED TO LOOK UP SOMETHING EVEN DUMBER AND CAN'T???

That's the adrenaline rush us true danger-seekers CRAVE.



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You didn't write anything down the last seven times you went to the store, so you promised yourself you'd actually make a list this time, but you forgot again and now you're at the store and it's too late and you HAVE TO TOTALLY WING IT AGAIN!!! What if you FORGET CHEESE or KETCHUP??? Your meal's TOTALLY gonna be A LITTLE LESS ENJOYABLE!!!

Although, to the true danger-seeker, "ahh crap I forgot two things" is just another word for "N0 REGRET$".



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PSH. Umbrellas. WHO NEEDS 'EM??? I mean, you were planning to bring one but totally forgot, but now that you're justifying this mistake to yourself, you're starting to realize it's actually a THRILLING INTENTIONAL DECISION, not unlike an awesome exciting real-life Call Of Duty game of some sort, where the entire game is you getting wet for a few minutes.

Who cares. You think WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS brought umbrellas places? Maybe. But like, fuckin' DANGEROUS ones. Full of drugs and music and shit.



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Ehhh no actually don't do that, you'll totally get busted. I mean, you probably won't, but c'mon, it's just a dick move, no reason to go TOO nuts.

"Sometimes the TRUEST way to live DANGEROUSLY is to NOT DO DANGEROUS THINGS." -- Some Badass



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Then upload a Selfie to Facebook where you look a little goofy. Haha, it's coooool, man, when you live DANGEROUSLY you can TAKE IT!!!