If, like me, you're taking social cues from Kesha, you know that great songs don't always set great examples. Here are a few that have led me astray: 

1. "Lean Back" by The Terror Squad 

Walking around metal detectors may be sexy, but it turns out that unless you're Remy, it's not very cool. You probably won't get to the top of the VIP guest list, but you will earn yourself a spot on the FBI watch list! Almost as glamorous!


2. "Buttons" by The Pussycat Dolls

The Pussycat Dolls are good at a lot of things -- for instance, making me want to go to the gym more often. What they might not be great at is giving sexy sex advice. Not really sure how buttons can be loosened, but I bet that it's an extra step that takes a lot of time and will sound really weird when I suggest it as foreplay. 


3. "Milkshake" by Kelis 

Everytime I've tried to sit outside of my house with milkshakes, they usually melt, and no boys come to the yard. If she means shaking her boobs, I think I have a better chance with the literal milkshakes.