In order to get hyped for the annual Qixi Festival (which celebrates the meeting of two mythological characters), fruit vendors in China are selling peaches. With sexy lingerie underwear. Because peaches look like butts.  

 

For a mere $80 these fuzzy beauties can be yours. 

 

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According to The Wall Street Journal , these lil' fruit butts are "the juiciest, most delicious peaches on earth." 

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