Men have been trying to impress women in stupid ways since prehistoric times when a caveman rode the first wheel straight into a tar pit. (I'm pretty sure there's a depiction of it on a cave wall somewhere in Europe. Probably the same cave that has the drawing of two buffalos humping.) The proud tradition continues on to this very day, only now we have videos and GIFs of the failure.  

There's no way she's gonna let you see her naked now, bro. 

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8. This might possibly the worst failure of trying to impress a girl ever caught on film. 

 

And finally, here's a kid showing all the grown men how it's done. 

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