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We've all been there. Your boyfriend says something completely random and you have NO idea how to interpret it. Does he actually mean what he's saying? Is there an underlying point that he's trying to get across? In a perfect world, our boyfriends would say EXACTLY how they feel ALL the time. But it's not a perfect world, girl. Let this article help you to decipher the hidden meanings in your BF's verbal expressions.

 

"I am Groot."

While these three words seem innocent enough, it's actually a LOADED statement. Yes, maybe he IS Groot, but he's also trying to tell you that he wants to be more adventurous in the bedroom. Try something new on him tonight! Wear something scandalous, say something naughty, lube up his branches. Deep down he's begging for it!

 

"I am Groot."

Okay. This one is tricky. Take a step back and analyze your relationship. Are things moving too quickly? Have you asked him to take a major step recently that might have made him uncomfortable? When he says that he is Groot, he means he wants to slow down a little bit. Just take a deep breath and everything will work itself out... knock on wood.

 

"I am Groot."

Wow. Nothing indirect about that statement! You don't deserve to be talked to like that. A viscious attack like this is uncalled for and disrespectful. He's selfish, angry, and probably trunk. Who is to say his bark is worse than his bite? LEAVE!

 

"I am Groot."

Awwwwwwwwweeeee. He's falling for you. Timber!