Mumford & Sons aren't going to come out and say it, and there's no way the mainstream media is going to leak the news, but the band is out to impregnate every fertile female on the planet, through song of course. Believe it!
That's right, they've got a hidden agenda masked in banjo solos and kick-drum beats to create a baby army -- probably with beards and wearing suspenders -- that will do their bidding.
Don't believe me? Just listen to the truth spillers Derick Watts and the Sunday Blues. Wake up, people! There's still time to reverse the Mumford & Sons master race! At the very least, you should wear a condom when listening to their music.