Because sometimes damaging goverment property is hilarious!
1) I know I enjoy seeing diplomats passionately kiss on the way to work
2) Gangster ice
3) Counterproductive bathroom advice
4) Actually pretty helpful bathroom advice
5) Finally, a sequel worth watching!
6) Tragic irony...
7) I need to hire this guy as my life-coach
8) Of course he does, that's what heaven is.
9) I do not want to go to this graduation ceremony
10) The nerds are winning.