If the computer printer in your office has broke down for the 112th time this quarter, there are essentially three options: A) Have it repaired -- again! B) Take it down to the dumpster and beg the office manager to order a new one. C) Recreate the printer beat down scene from the 1999 Mike Judge classic, Office Space.
Option C is the only logical and acceptable choice. That's exactly the choice Jessica Lynn and her fellow employees made when their office printer kicked the bucket.
That bitch-ass OfficeJet 5000 had it coming.