You really can't become one with the earth more than sleeping in it. 

We've all been there, right? You have a few too many drinks at happy hour and the next thing you know a landscaping crew is throwing Miracle-Gro on you and it feels like there may be an earthworm in your boxers. 

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Pretty sure this is how lawn gnomes sleep, too.  At least his morning can't get any worse. Wait a second...

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