1. So. Anita thinks she can have a potluck BBQ and not invite me, eh?
2. Just the thought of them all there without me, eating their HOT DOGS and their BURGERS and their VEGGIE BURGERS.
3. It just really, really, ruffles my ...spirits.
4. But she'll be sorry. They'll all be sorry.
5. Especially Simon. Simon will rue the day he purchased a family-sized bag of potato chips and didn't text me to tell me about this barbecue.
6. HE WILL RUE IT!!!
7. I'll make it look like an accident.
8. And yeah, they might try to pin me for the crime.
9. But there's one thing they're forgetting...
10. I can fly.