1. So. Anita thinks she can have a potluck BBQ and not invite me, eh?

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2. Just the thought of them all there without me, eating their HOT DOGS and their BURGERS and their VEGGIE BURGERS.

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3. It just really, really, ruffles my ...spirits.

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4. But she'll be sorry. They'll all be sorry.

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5. Especially Simon. Simon will rue the day he purchased a family-sized bag of potato chips and didn't text me to tell me about this barbecue.

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6. HE WILL RUE IT!!!

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7. I'll make it look like an accident.

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8. And yeah, they might try to pin me for the crime.

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9. But there's one thing they're forgetting...

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10. I can fly.

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