Without language barriers and cultural miscues, where would the internet even be? Probably in about the same place with less hand-job jokes, but that is a world I do not want to live in. Here are some times translators fucked up!
1) I can tell you from experience, that barely helps.
2) Dia de la Muerte!
3) Bad at English, good at scrubbing out tough dirties.
4) I like a man who knows what he wants.
5) Uh....let's go to the tourist center.
6) Dinner and a show??? Someone's getting a 5 star yelp review.