Easthills Mall in St. Joseph, Missouri has just raised the bar for terrible local commercials. Whereas other small businesses might hire local actors to sing a cheesy jingle, Easthills simply told their mall employees to sing the products they were selling while someone beatboxes in the background. Who cares if the employees sound like tone-deaf American Idol rejects, what's important are "boots and pants, boots and pants, and haaaircuts."

There are so many wonderfully bad pitches in the video, there's the haircut girl, boots and pants guy, the girl who just says "denim" but the worst/best pitch is the backpacks girl. I think I want her to be in every commercial ever made from here on out. 

Source: potatoflesh