Sometimes, movies come out with "UNRATED" DVDs that contain footage that was too raunchy or too ridiculous to include in the theatrical cut. Other times, random movies just slap "UNRATED" or "DIRECTOR'S CUT" or "2 SEXXXY TO CAPTURE ON FILM CUZ THE FILM KEPT BURNING FROM THE HEAT" on the DVD in the hopes of tricking you into thinking it contains something IMPOSSIBLY SALACIOUS, even though it couldn't possibly contain something that wasn't cut out for a usually-justifiable reason.

In honor of this amusingly desperate practice, here are the 20 Most Unnecessary "UNRATED" DVDs:

 

20. Con Air

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It's the same exact movie only now Nic Cage says "Why couldn't you put the MOTHERFUCKING bunny back in the box?"

 

19. Repo Men

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If you thought Jude Law and Forrest Whitaker repossessed some HOT SHIT in the "Rated" version of this movie we all saw, then hoooo boooy, BUCKLE UP....

 

18. Mr. & Mrs. Smith

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There's DEFINITELY a hardcore Brad & Angelina super-ultra-nude penetration scene in this, not just like, 4 more minutes of them flipping around bullets and an F-word.

 

17. White Chicks

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OOOOHHH MANNNN I hope the titular Chicks get NAKED........

 

16. The Wicker Man

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NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEEEEEEESSSS!!!!! (Inexplicable cut to Nic Cage's dick) SERIOUSLY NOT THE BEEEEES

 

15. Smokin' Aces 2: Assassin's Ball

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If you're gonna watch the hit sequel to Smokin' Aces, everyone's favorite 2006 actioney comedy-ey film that looks exactly like the Rent poster for some reason, you GOTTA watch the UNRATED version.

 

14. Legend

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There's no telling HOW WILD the UNRATED version of this 80s fantasy film about a unicorn's magical horn getting cut off GETS!!!! ;-0 ;-0 ;-0

 

13. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

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Contains "New Material Too INTENSE* For Theaters!"

*Shitty

 

12. Drillbit Taylor

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Everyone's least-forgettable 2008 comedy kicking character guy is BACK... and he's EXTENDED SURVIVAL-IER than EVER!

 

11. Crash

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In the Unrated Director's Cut, people of ALL RACES get TOTALLY FRONTALLY NUDE and are STILL RACIST in INCREDIBLY CONVENIENT AND CONTRIVED WAYS that are SUPER HOTTTTT!!!