WHOAAAA UNRATED!!! There MUST be a nude threesome scene, or at least like, someone saying "asshole" several times.
Nothing against Paul, but the theatrical version of the film was rated PG. Is the "UNRATED" version like, PG-13? Or does it skip right to NC-17 with some weirdly graphic alien lovin?
They just spliced in 20 minutes of hardcore porn to make the film in any way memorable.
(Will Smith throws a whale, it hits Charleze Theron and rips her clothes off, freezeframe for eleven minutes)
Totally UNRATED because no one knew it had been filmed or released so no one ended up rating it so who KNOWS how intense it gets???
Salt is BACK, and in the UNRATED version, there's no LIMIT to how nondescript this film gets!!!
The UNRATED version runs a giant disclaimer throughout the movie reminding you to just go watch Wedding Crashers.
With all the comedy gold that made it into the theatrical version of Meet The Spartans, I can't wait to see what the PIT OF DEATH Edition has to offer!
The UNRATED "This Film Cannot Un-Happen" Edition.
"You know all that footage of them fuckin' the Taxi? Whatever, throw it back in."