10. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

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WHOAAAA UNRATED!!! There MUST be a nude threesome scene, or at least like, someone saying "asshole" several times.

 

9. Paul

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Nothing against Paul, but the theatrical version of the film was rated PG. Is the "UNRATED" version like, PG-13? Or does it skip right to NC-17 with some weirdly graphic alien lovin?

 

8. Robin Hood

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They just spliced in 20 minutes of hardcore porn to make the film in any way memorable.

 

7. Hancock

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(Will Smith throws a whale, it hits Charleze Theron and rips her clothes off, freezeframe for eleven minutes)

 

6. Lake Placid 2

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Totally UNRATED because no one knew it had been filmed or released so no one ended up rating it so who KNOWS how intense it gets???

 

5. Salt

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Salt is BACK, and in the UNRATED version, there's no LIMIT to how nondescript this film gets!!!

 

4. The Internship

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The UNRATED version runs a giant disclaimer throughout the movie reminding you to just go watch Wedding Crashers.

 

3. Meet The Spartans

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With all the comedy gold that made it into the theatrical version of Meet The Spartans, I can't wait to see what the PIT OF DEATH Edition has to offer!

 

2. Boat Trip

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The UNRATED "This Film Cannot Un-Happen" Edition.

 

1. Taxi

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"You know all that footage of them fuckin' the Taxi? Whatever, throw it back in."