Question: How to you know it's time to leave a friend by the curb?

Somewhere between "sleeping with your girlfriend" and "throwing you down a flight of stairs" is "kicking you into a cheetah." 

I have no idea what the backstory behind this video is, but the man just wants to snap a cool photo of the big cat when his dickhead friend kicks him into it, nearly leaving him with a spankin' new facial scar.

"Hey John, half of your face is missing, what happened?"

"Oh, Jerry kicked me straight into a pissed off cheetah on Tuesday. That's Jerry for ya, always the prankster."

Source: reddit