Advice columnists have been helping people out of pickles for generations, whether the issue is a failing mairiage, or falling in love with a man's third nipple (Yeah, get ready for that one). However, sometimes that arrangement doesn't go according to plan, be it the fault of some comically inept reading comprehension skills or the case of the advice seeker having a lot bigger problems than the question at hand (both, even!). Here are some weirdos desperately trying to get help from the wrong people:
1) Or he could lock the door, like a normal masturbator.
2) I think Danny might have some things he has to deal with before he's allowed to be published again...
3) Oh, to be young and trollin' for CamToads....
4) Yeah, there's definitely some W.E.B. Du Bois mixed somewhere in there..Only explanation.
5) I like to imagine this is Chandler Bing and Janice.
6) Real. Talk.
7) She may still have a broken marriage, but now she has a perfectly functioning fuel pump!
8) Definitely ditch 'em; pregnant fiancees are total nags, bro.
9) And this is why you never help a post man. Or have sex with a dog.