Passing out at a party is a delicate transformation that is equally as beautiful as the butterfly or anything else found in nature. 

Stage 1: This is known as the Nocturnal Blitzed stage, as it directly follows a partygoer who has raged himself into a deep slumber brought on by copious amounts of cheap beer or party punch. 

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Stage 2: In this stage the partygoer begins his transformation process. Typically this involves being adorned with any nearby silly hats and using magic markers to draw traditional party markings -- e.g. dicks. 

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Stage 3: At this point our subject has become a virtual party magnet for random shit, meaning anything and everything shall be draped over him. 

 

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Stage 4: In this middle transformation stage, the partygoer not only acts as a magnet for general crap, but as the unofficial trashcan for the party. Red solo cups, pizza boxes, empty beer cans; they shall all be placed at his feet or directly on him as tribute for drinking himself into a booze coma. 

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Stage 5 and 6: More random shit. Virtually anything that can fit in the room or be unscrewed from a wall. Doors, bedframes, entire pieces of furniture; it's all essential to building his blackout cocoon. 

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Stage 7: In the final form stage our passed out partygoer has literally morphed into the pile of crap that surrounds him. His metamorphosis is complete and the party gods are satisfied with his sacrifice. Raise a glass in his honor -- because he's gonna be really pissed when he wakes up. 

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