Ok -- this isn't going to be as helpful as you hoped. It's also a bit misogynistic. But that's old school, and chicks dig old school... right? I dunno man, try your luck and tell me if this works. Please. Get back to me.

 

1. The classic couch rollover

Source: PsychoMonkey42

 

2. The Macgyver

Source: LillyJB

 

3. This terrible pickup line from Nick Offerman

Source: Logomakesmeproud

 

4. The cigarette steal

Source: Ze-skywalker

 

5. The "accidental" boob grab

Source: ThyDoctor

 

6. The Captain Kirk KO

Source: Brad Sucks

 

7. The Plastic Man wrap-around (*powers necessary)

Source: The Weird Wide Web

 

8. The instant "Notebook"

Source: Staurt Edge

 

9. The Shark Attack 3 Hail Mary

Source: Minenerd

 

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