This week: Pumping Up!
Chad: How jacked do you think I can get? (examines biceps)
Chad: Trick question titty face. I can get as jacked as I want. As long as I focus my mind on a certain body part it'll get jacked.
Chaz: I can hardly see your neck anymore.Chad: My neck is weak! I'd rather have traps than neck.Chaz: It's like you're fortifying your neck with shoulders, so it can't be attacked.Chad: I wish my neck was a bicep. That way I could do more bicep curls.Chaz: You love bicep curls.Chad: Shit yeah I love 'em.
Chad looks in the mirror in front of him, he nods his head thinking to himself “You know what’d go great with this black beater
a trucker hat"
Chad: Alright, finish this set up, Chad.
Chad: Oh, right
our names both start with "Cha"… it's confusing sometimesChaz: Anywaaays, finish this set up .
Chaz: What's wrong???Chad: My iPod ran out of battery.Weak piece of shit!!!(throws iPod on the floor…destroying it)
Chad runs to his bag, opens it and removes a 20 g PROtein bar, covers it in a gelled creatine…then washes it down with 15 grams of Instantized Strawberry Whey Protein mix. Think of Popeye.
Chad: Spot me NOW! And sing the goddamn background vocals!
Chaz: (softy and embarrassed) The limit.
(Chad rips black beater off and starts running around gym as he finishes the song)
Chaz: (deep sigh) You give fraternities a bad name.